Well, to preface this, some of these knowledge nuggets were obtained on the way to Ithaca. Go Figure. And if these are not funny, then you are probably not my brother Adam or myself. That being said, enjoy.
10. Adam has black chocolate between his legs.
9. Giant tubes makes traffic slow.
8. Everyone out east drinks and eats Dunkin Donuts at all times while driving.
7. Cornell has a giant penis.
6. Everyone in Ithaca has a 40" vertical.
5. Indiana is a vomitous and revolting state.
4. No one actually lives in Cleveland, Ohio.
3. Blind motorcyclists often think their wallets are hamburgers and try to eat them at toll booths.
2. There are pet polar bears in Siberia named Hakuna Matata.
1. Cars can be coupons.
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