Well, it's that time of year again - Daily Finals Edition!
There are pdf versions of the front pages of sections A and B, as well as an interactive Windows XP clone (yuck!) of the entire Finals Edition. One of the things you will not find in the online version, however, are the Chuck Norris facts and "The Adventures of Taft", a number of cartoons featuring our corpulent former president.

Here are the Norris facts and euphemisms for those of you unfortunate enough not to be able get your paws on the print version:
1) If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
2) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
3) The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
4) The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

There are also two small harrowing pictures of Chuck with the captions:
1) What are you staring at? Don't make me take you out.
2) Can you feel the Chuck?

I recommend the print version however, the Chuck pictures are priceless! (Or at least worthy of taping to your bedroom/dormroom/office door.)