I think it would be prudent to start publishing a haiku and/or limerick of the week. I will be putting this here as a challenge to all who read the slightly lowbrow and sometimes lewd poetry to comment with your amelioration(s), i.e. write some and post it!
There once was a Ranger named Chuck
Whose roundhouse maneuver didn't suck
A swift kick to the head
From those boots and you're dead
Then he'd toss your dead ass in his truck
ok, ok... enough with the Chuck talk for awhile...
There once was a boy named Nate.
He really like to......rollerskate.
One day he felt sad.
It hurt real bad.
So he called his Dad.....
for some new roller skate wheels!
oh for the love of God Nater! I can't do this!